Bacon Gumballs http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b96c/?cpg=ab
Canned Bacon http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/c399/?cpg=ab
and my favorite,
Gummy Bacon. http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-candy/b97f/
Your friends will think you're having a slice of unhealthy raw bacon, but the joke's on them---you're actually enjoying a healthy candy treat!
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Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
Bart: Yes father.
Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!
Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!
Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!
